Duplicate Alert:
Warranty card pending — pick a spine, collector.
[ ACCOUNT STATUS: COMPULSIVE COLLECTOR DETECTED ]
Stop Piling Up the Dust. Scan. Flex. Get Judged.
The modern vault for your movies, vinyl, CDs and books. Share your legendary shelf, or let the community rate your treasures (and your unspeakable shame).
ANTI-SHAME SHIELD ENGAGED
At the flea market or record store? Scan the barcode before buying a 5th copy of The Matrix on DVD thinking "I might not own it on Blu-ray". We see you, friend.
- ✓ 2M+ Indexed Codes
- ✓ Flea-Market Ready
- ✓ 85,000+ Grails Listed
✦ LEVEL 100 REQUIRED ✦
THE SHELF VAULT
Click a spine. Admire the loot, or discover why the community sent it to the pyre.
Satisfaction Guaranteed 1958 v1.2
The Flea Market Scanner
Never let a flea-market vendor rip you off on a jacket-less jazz vinyl again.
Look at this gem — €45 flat for this Stones 33 without its sleeve! A real collector’s rarity, my friend!
FAKE! Median Discogs value: €4.20. And you already own 2 copies on your TV stand, genius!
✓ Net savings recorded: €40.80Analysis time: 0.18 seconds
Buffer Memory: Infinite
Anti-Amnesia Alert
Scan a barcode in 0.2 s. The app screams if the item is already on your shelf before your hand even reaches the credit card.
Loot Radar
Argus & Deal Detection
Instantly compares the price on the shelf with the true market value. Found a gem at €2? The app congratulates you. Robbery? It warns you.
Collective Editing
Collective Correction
The official database got the title or pressing wrong? Fix it in one gesture. Your correction instantly benefits every other collector.
✦ Merciless Verdict ✦
The Taste Tribunal
Generate a public link to your shelf (shelveme.online/s/your-name). Send it to friends to flex — or brace for the verdict.
Treasure Score 1ST PRIZE
84% Rare Loot
“Not bad. Your shelf is worth more than your first used car.”
Guilty Pleasures SUSPECT
12 Confessed Turkeys
“We spotted the extended Twilight cut hidden behind the philosophy books.”
Remaining Living Space CRITICAL
3.2 m²
“Your shelves threaten to collapse. Invest in another bookcase before it curates itself.”
✦ Zero Hidden Micro-Transactions ✦
Choose Your Formula
No trap subscriptions to scan. Just enough to pay our servers and your peace of mind.
The Sunday Hunter
{ Download and Test } Flea Market Novice
0 € forever
- Unlimited barcode scanning, on-device
- In-store duplicate alert
- Base price detection
- Discreet ad banners (a good merchant needs to eat)
One-time Purchase, For Good
{ Kill the Ads } Screen Purifier
€3.99 one time, for life
- Zero ads, forever
- Maximum scan speed
- Full CSV / JSON export of your shelves
- Official donor badge on your profile
Cloud & Tribe Subscription
{ Sync the Tribe } Vault Master
€1.49 /month (or €12.99/year)
- Real-time multi-device cloud sync
- Family Access (write): “Honey, I logged the book”
- Public Showcase Link: to humiliate your friends
- Keeps our Go server alive
